Bleach is the new Zen

Damn. I totally forgot about BLEACH!

Toilet smellin funky, washing machine needs a good cleaning, tub nasty, cat pissing on my bed, you know, the yuj.

Yeah, so I have a lock on my bedroom door cuz my porno collection's vintage, problem is I left Onyx in there...for the whole day. I left the little nigguh in there before, my bad, but he be chillin, if it's only for an hour or two.

One day I didn't do the obligatory 'OUT!'sound check-to which he'll usually bolt from his designated chillspot-before I lock the do'.

I came home late that night to unlock and immediately sunk into denial mode. Naw, I don't smell shit, or piss. Hmmm can't seem to find it. Then I climb my loft bed. No. He couldn't have done his business on the floor, under my dresser, he had to leave a smokin pile right near the pillow and pour pee into the mattress.

Frebreeze? Ninja, please.

Bleach saved the day-Ooh, so my mattress is stained. yeah, but the PEE smell is gone. Happy day. Bad back tho, had to sleep on the couch for a couple nites

But after washin a few thangs down I realized, bleach is the new Zen. It's spiritually calming to eradicate funk of all strains. Bleach is the new Zen. Nothing can resist its awesome cleaning power. Even the cat's clean! Strangely enough, he doesn't move any more...