Thanks but no thanx

English ain't shit.

Supposedly it always never was, but now it be even worse.
Nigguhs be uptalkin n' shit, showin' dey lack of confidence in what they say,weak nigguhs..
Y'know like:

'Oh my gawd? Did you see that? She's such a ditz? All she does is shop? and like, complain? like,don'tyou justwanna die?'


Y'all hear how muhfuckahz TALK deez dayz? Damn.

Breakin language down n' shit, takin' sho'tcutz an' wutnot.

Like de werd 'Thanks.'

Fuck datshit.

Don't be sayin thanx to a nigguh.

It sounds like a nigguh can't be bothered with another syllable, fo' a nigguh, another word to convey yo true feelings,

fuckin' inscincere yaknowuddImsayin?


Let's go back
Way back
back into time
when nigguhs would say 'Thank you'.

Now damn, don't dat sound like a nigiuh appreciates a nigguh?

Let's try it out:

Nigguh 1: Yo yo son, pass the midget.

Nigguh 2: ...Hol' up..damn, heavy muhfuckuh...

Nigguh 1: Thanks.


BULLSHIT!

Now let's try that again:

Gentleman One: Excuse me but would you be so kind as to pass me that tasty little midget?

Gentleman Two: Of course, just...sorry, she weighs much more than I thought! There you go.

Gentleman One:Thank you.



Sigh.

Now ain't dat bedda?!

Sheeyit...