Tchaikovsky was a Fag

but don't tell anybody. Too bad the great Russian composer wasn't alive during the Classical period when Mozart was kickin' it. Back then, about 100 years before Tchaikovsky was born-we're talking early-1700s men wore powdered wigs, flossed lace and gloves, sported hankies twirled their wrists, bowed an awful lot, wore tights and make up and acted flamboyant.

In other words nigguhs was gay.

But Lawd forbid that you actually WERE gay, then they'd burn you at the stake. At least Tchaikovsky would have had an outlet.