You eva take a shit and...

You be puttin all sortsa work in, droppin some satisfyin business, only to get up and see that the gawtdamn bowl's empty?

It's like yo' shit's so dense it just sank to the bottom of the sewer and knocked a croc out. His friends be swimmin' by:

'Yo, wussup with Lockjaw?'

'...Damn, look like a nigguh been eatin alotta fibre...'