Jesus is dead and nobody knows what he looks like.

Jesus is dead and nobody knows what he looks like.

Y'all worshipping Michael Angelo's brother…


The Church: Draw Jesus, Michael Angelo. So says the Lord.
You've…put on a couple pounds Michael Angelo...

Michael A: S'all that foreign food.


Later…


Michael A: Dude, wanna be Jesus?

Michael A’s bro: Pfft. Chya.

Michael A’s: …Oh that's good, your arms like that.

Michael A’s bro: You grew another chin!

Michael A’s: Hold that pose…Yeah, I got tits too.

Michael A’s bro: How much they paying you?

Michael A’s: My weight in gold. I'ma ask ‘em to extend my deadline.


So! When I'm sayin ‘Jesus PJ Harvey Kietel Christ!!’
or ‘M'put m'foot in him Jesushole!’ I'm talkin 'bout the fake Jesus,
not the too cool for rule dude who hung out with sex workers and afropunks….