Ain't nuthin worse than waking up starvin'...

and havin' to go for a shit.

I mean, which do you do first?

You hobble out to the kitchen and look for somehin to hold you, ANYthing to sustain you through the marathon shit that's been building in your bowels overnight, but no one wants to eat when they gotta shit. And no captain, you do NOT have permission to eat while you shit.

On the other hand you can evacuate before fueling up...

You sittin there on the throne pushin, yet, you ain't got enough strength to get the shit out. BUT, you *can* use the hunger pangs to help with the contractions. Lord help you if you're constipated