Two heads are better than one...or not

There is a delicate balance we need to achieve.
All men must face it: we are two-headed demons.

Two heads.

One thinks the other stinks.

Both have the power to control us. Both get us into trouble. Both have power over the other. There doesn't always seem to be enough blood for them to share. Both think they're the boss and that's when problems....ahem...arise.

Ah if only we were fitted with a gauge we could manually control.

Or at least set on semi-automatic.

It's set on auto by default and takes years of training to create a csystem of control. Some of us need books. Problem is, if that gauge is still under construction, having technical difficulties or just not programmed properly and there happens to be some fine bootay in the room, the loss of blood diverted to the other head can render the gauge practically useless.

Not enough blood for both heads to work together.

Then of course when the second head has the lionshare but there's juuuust enough left in the head proper to start going off on pointless tangents, it tends to require a bloodrive. The second head's at a loss and it's game oper boys and girls!

okay, just the girls.

So give generously at the next blood drive, for the next (sex) life you save may be your own.